"Fluff Off – It's Charted." Meet your new shift buddy: a seriously over-it orange tabby in nurse mode who's had it up to here with call lights, 3 a.m. pain meds, and patients who "suddenly" need everything five seconds after you sit down.
Clutching coffee like it's IV fluid and wielding a syringe like a tiny sword of justice, this grumpy cat nurse is radiating pure "I've charted it, I've medicated it, I've documented it—now leave me alone" energy.
Perfect for night-shift warriors, ER veterans, burnt-out travel nurses, or anyone who's ever muttered "call light again?!" under their breath.
Hydrate like you mean it… while silently judging everyone. 💉😾☕
(Keeps your coffee hot and your patience cold.)
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| 32 oz |
3 ½ |
9 ⅞ |
10 ¾ |
3 ⅛ |
