{"product_id":"white-glossy-mug-2","title":"Fluff Off Plumber Mug","description":"\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis orange tabby plumber has seen it all: clogged drains, leaky faucets, and customers who think \"DIY\" means \"destroy it yourself.\" Now he's elbow-deep in attitude, rocking his red cap, overalls, wrench in one paw, plunger in the other, and a look that says, \"Call me one more time and we're gonna have problems.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eSurrounded by tools, water splashes, and pure \"I fixed it… now leave me alone\" vibes, this mug is for the plumber who's heard every excuse, the handyman who's over it, or just anyone who appreciates a cat with zero chill and a plumbing license.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" dir=\"auto\"\u003ePerfect morning fuel for tradespeople, sarcastic gift for your favorite fixer-upper, or daily reminder that some days, you really don't give a crap. ☕🔧😾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eHolds a generous 15oz (or whatever size yours is), dishwasher\/microwave safe, and guaranteed to make your coffee taste like sweet, petty revenge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hairballs and Sheds","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44817368088623,"sku":"4978618_4830","price":14.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/3073\/7711\/files\/515d237e-66f7-402f-8977-d7a7aaef823e.jpg?v=1769489136","url":"https:\/\/hairballsandsheds.com\/products\/white-glossy-mug-2","provider":"Hairballs and Sheds","version":"1.0","type":"link"}